A plea from Peter

    

                      Life grants us nothing without hard work.-

                                         Horace

Dear Friends,

      I have a big day tomorrow. My flight to Scottsdale AZ leaves at 6 a.m. I have to check in to my hotel by 3 p.m. and get dressed for my appearance at an art gallery that begins only a few hours later. After checking out around midnight after no sleep, I will head to Goat-see, Montana to do an interview in the morning with KULR-TV about the Grog-Blossomers. 

    

      You may be asking yourselves why I put every piece of my heart and soul into this art. Well to put it simply it's because I believe in what we're doing. I am not writing this column to shame any of our fans into giving us money or publicity. However, I am asking all of you for a simple and honest favor.

     

     Occasionally just leave a comment or thought at the bottom of the page, or maybe just tell a friend and spread the good works that the Grog-Blossomers are doing. Sometimes it feels good to know that we can leave our work in the capable hands of our followers. Our work will only spread with your help.

 With love,

Peter Timmleer, Grog Blossomer

Genesis (The evolution of the artists)

"Apparently it's art"- Trey Brockentire, chef and author

This is a special project by the Grog Blossomer's. Not because of this projects technical achievements or the motifs embedded in this particular piece, but because this is their earliest known work. Its been several years and their audience has seen their art mature and ripen into the complex and stimulating phenomenon we've come to know. But many people have forgotten that even these geniuses once started out with nothing but their dreams, their egos, and a very bohemian lifestyle. It is with great honor to present these photographs to the public.

Bartholomew poses by the door for the preliminary photographs. Some people find the color contrast in this photograph vulgar.

They block the door of the motel to keep fans from breaking in.

          "Travel coupons are free at most rest areas". - Joshua Tommlin, actor and producer

     
                                   The puppy poster adds a homely feel to the room.

   "The plunger on the mirror is a common theme throughout the Grog Blossomers work".- Fran

Rimblay, Grog Blossomer historian

   Many audience members left the room at the unveiling of the Ramen fridge citing feelings of nausea. Some experienced hallucinations.

       Many more pictures will be uploaded in the upcoming week. Thank you for your continued support and appreciation. This gallery was sponsored by the Rattlefarm Bed & Breakfast of Knuckle-bum, West Virginia.

Please leave your comments, questions, or criticisms at the bottom of the page.

Thanks,
 Kyle Turdlemen, art evolutionist and blogger

The Singularity Part 2 (Motel six million a.d.)

    This is the first age that's ever paid much attention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one.
-Arthur C. Clarke

 Hello again. It's been a long wait I know, but part 2 of the singularity is now public. Thank you for your patience and understanding. The crowd as always, was attentive and gracious. Special thanks to Roy Cunningham & Sons for providing the catering. 

This picture tended to dazzle some of the younger member of the audience
while some of the older guests found it depressing.

                         

                     
                         I think the Chinese food on the table gives this photograph a more vibrant texture.

Getting to the finished product was a journey filled with excitement and terror.

         Another Odyssey into the minds of the Grog Blossomer's. It was
quite the show and I hope to do it again very soon. Check often for more updates in the next few days. I've heard rumors about an exhibit from one of the first shows being posted. It should be a treat, and a chance to see the evolution of the Grog Blossomer's art.


 Sincerely,
Peter Timmleer, Grog-Blossomer

"The Singularity" (motel six million a.d.)

Warning:

Some people may find the following post offensive. Viewer discretion is advised.

Without culture, and the relative freedom it implies, society, even when perfect, is but a jungle. This is why any authentic creation is a gift to the future.
-Albert Camus

  Please note these are not the only photographs from "The Singularity". Many more will be posted in due time.

 "Most people agree your motel was very good"-

                                                            Cameron Diaz

                                        

We get to work immediately. Bartholomew begins by spreading the aluminium on the bathroom ceiling. I think most of our fans agree that this photographs elicits a comforting feeling from deep within.

Phonebooks in the future will have aluminum coatings for superior readability

           

Bartholomew begins to notice that art is occurring.

Napkins in the future will be constructed from aluminum to eliminate the need for  trees

     

Styrocones

Entertainment in the future consists of repeating image patterns.  Quality stuff.

    

An antique of the future displaying ancient binary engravings.

Chitin, the material that makes up the exoskeletons of insects and other arthropods, powers the aluminium technology of the future.

The thing to note here is that bohemian artist like ourselves very rarely use firearms

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          Cardboard boxes are the key to any decent robot. Grog-Blossoming could be the next "great American novel"-
                                 Peter Timmleer, Grog-Blossomer

                         "Cameras in the future may have lenses made out of human eye tissue"-
                                Morgan Spurt-lock, documentary filmmaker

Robotic feces

Special thanks to the Charlottestown Hotel and Racetrack for sponsoring our gallery.

Please leave comments or questions. We appreciate feedback and will respond promptly.

Patricia Davenport, Grog-Blossomer